Safari? Just Do It
Never mind the buffalo bull Doug shot. Forget the hippo bull Ray got. Don’t get overly excited about my bull elephant because the secret to the success of our recent Namibia safari was more than the sum of those grand hunts.
First time safari hunters — and anyone contemplating a first such hunt in Africa — are, understandably, thinking about big animals, dangerous animals, abundant animals and the rich tradition of exotic hunting. You are dreaming, are you not, of spotting, stalking, and shooting a kudu with those incredibly towering, spiraling black horns; a sable with scimitar swords arcing over its back. An oryx carrying stiletto spears nearly four feet above its ears; a bull buffalo threatening stare from under its corrugated helmet; impala horns like ribbons flowing in the wake of a leaping ram.
All of that is there for you, all of it contributing to the magic that is wild Africa. But the horns, the tusks, the striped and lined coats of two dozen big game species represent the tip of the African iceberg. Below the waterline, or more accurately under the vault of heaven, are scenes, sounds, smells and action that weave a pattern of discovery amazing to comprehend, even as it happens. It is magical, a familiar yet new world opening mysteries to every new explorer.
While Doug, Ray, I, and our wives — Barb, Katy, and Betsy — savored our hunts, we recognized that much of the pleasure and joy came from hearing the cries of fish eagles, the twittering of babblers, the grunting and bellowing of hippos splashing within a stone’s throw of our cabins. We soaked in the orange glow of sunsets framed in the open windows of the dining hall while master chef Lando spread the table with savoring buffalo steaks and elephant tidbits. Doug got the surprise of his life when he walked out of his cabin and nearly into the face of an elephant plucking leaves off the shade tree over the door.
And the campfires. Each evening our host, David Muller, would turn his Land Cruiser round the last bend in the sand track to reveal flames dancing in the firepit, drinks sparkling on the bench behind, the dining room aglow with the promise of yet another elaborate meal. All of it ours to enjoy without lifting a finger. Deluxe decadence.
And then the stories. The jokes. The easy laughter. The tales, tall and short, of hunts gone and yet to come, of buffalo dying on boot toes, hippos swamping boats, clients demanding flush toilets in desert sands hours from camp. And then the sleep of the innocent interrupted by the braying of hippos, the distant roaring of lions, the frightening crunch of elephants returned to finish that shade tree over your thatch roof.
Safari is more than hunting, more than fishing, more than hiking, glassing, and game viewing. It is living, living well and close to the cradle from which we’ve all sprung. I hope these words and the rest of the photos below inspire you to sample Africa for yourself. Namibia is one of the safest, most accessible, game rich and hunter welcoming countries on that great continent. I invite you to contact Werner von Seydlitz at immenhofhunting for details on setting up your own adventure, everything from big game to birds to photo tours to flying scenic safaris.